We all get along jolly well and have a spiffing time what. We all enjoy having family discussions on hypothetical situations and we all enjoy each others company very much………………………NOT!

We have been referred to as "The Simpson's" which we willingly acknowledge.

 Harriet is my youngest sister. She is seven. She is really scary! She's like something from South park, and I don't mean Cartman, Kenny, Stan or Kyle. She is more like a cross between a non-cute Ike and the mutant turkeys, but apart from that she's great. NOT!

Laura

 Laura is similar to Harriet only Laura is completely out of control. She is probably the most miserable girl I have ever known. She takes great pleasure in making others unhappy by causing them hassle.

 A.K.A. "Big scary bloke". Most of my friends are scared of him because they have seen him when he is mildly displeased.

COMING SOON! Dave Gibney at the rocky horror show. NOT TO BE MISSED!

Arline

Mum is not actually usually that bad but when she's cross she turns into a PSYCHOHOSEBEAST (pronounced sike-o-hoze-beest)